May252012
“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)

(Source: coenbrosbeforehos)

May162012

Mamihlapinatapai - from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, it is considered the world’s most succinct word and the hardest to translate. - it means: a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but that neither one wants to start.

May152012

a little bit homesick right now…

10AM
fattypuff:

The world seems to disappear with a beloved story in hand.

fattypuff:

The world seems to disappear with a beloved story in hand.

(via booklover)

May102012
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

tuneage:

James Vincent McMorrow - If I Had a Boat

James Vincent McMorrow is like when you throw together leftovers (maybe some Bon Iver, Band of Horses, Otis Redding, a touch of William Fitzsimmons) and come out with a result more delicious than you ever could have anticipated.

He’s soulful, he’s folky, he’s alternative. He croons. He composes. What I like best about McMorrow is something incredibly familiar and comforting in his raspy, falsetto voice. 

His music’s well-worn in feeling embodies nostalgia - as if you’ve always listened to his CD, Early In The Morning, on repeat, in your bedroom, on road trips.

(3,681 plays)
7AM
Time to restock the pantry- I’m getting low on cats. - Imgur

Time to restock the pantry- I’m getting low on cats. - Imgur

May62012

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

(via thepapercranes)

May12012
boniverotica:

Bon Iver heard me cough from the other room. I heard the door slam, and moments later he returned: with armfuls of lemongrass, humanely terminated free-range chickens and fresh greens, and he whipped up a soup to cure me. As he spooned it into my mouth, he kissed my throat and whispered, ‘That was a close one, baby.’

boniverotica:

Bon Iver heard me cough from the other room. I heard the door slam, and moments later he returned: with armfuls of lemongrass, humanely terminated free-range chickens and fresh greens, and he whipped up a soup to cure me. As he spooned it into my mouth, he kissed my throat and whispered, ‘That was a close one, baby.’

April142012
April122012
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